“No mama it’s a front end loader” 
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It does look pretty sketch 
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Read the whole thing
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“bewigged douchebags” a++
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Bored teenager is English class with a substitute and the one assignment finished long before the period is over.
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Noted. Being interior helps.
Also : is this accurate? This is WOW a lot
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For a taste of where my brain is at today, I looked at Australia and thought “no theres like 200 countries there that Britain invaded”
Colonialism ahoy!
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The British Empire is the “the empire on which the sun never sets”. They have holdings across the globe so this is literally, technically true (source):
Here’s what his calculations found:
[The] results allow for the refraction of the sun’s rays when it is close to the horizon. They indicate that, on 21st June, the sun rises over Diego Garcia at 01:22 hrs GMT, more than half an hour before it sets over Pitcairn at 01:59 hrs GMT.Thanks to Diego Garcia (uninhabited except temporarily by various U.K. and U.S. military personnel) and to Pitcairn (population now about 50), the British Empire appears safe from sunsets for the time being.
“By 1913, the Empire had more than 412 million people. This was almost a quarter of the global population. The total area covered was estimated to be 13.7 million square miles.” link
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Just notifying those countries that they’re literally on the list…