Ooooh I’m a dedicated paper planner. Husband is not. And also needs a visual. So I do our schedule THREE PLACES. My day planner, our white board, our shared google calendar. And yet. I do what I must to function 
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I had 3 moles on my arms that made up a perfectly equilateral triangle. I had to get a skin biopsy and when the mole returned, it was no longer equateral
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If a candy cant be easily split in half, I’d rather give one away then have an uneven number. Candy must be eaten two at a time with one on each side of my mouth. I also vastly prefer two of the same flavor rather than mixing and matching (if it’s something like skittles for example).
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That sounds very stressful, lol.
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Agreed!
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I have to group my M&Ms by color before I can eat them.
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Either chicken “terrific” which is aptly named as it is terrifying. So many cream of whatever soups and not precooking the wild rice. There might have been chicken?
Or the baked spaghetti someone brought us when I was really sick. Spaghetti, not parcooked. Didn’t have tomato sauce so ketchup. No ricotta, mayo is close enough. Prunes look close enough to olives right? American cheese because what else is there
No… No not even my enemies deserve this
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Prunes.
I honestly have no response to this.
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Me also
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It’s not a good sign when you have to do PR for the food before someone sees/eats it.
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Don’t act like you’re not from the Midwest too 
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Dude I’ve eaten SEAFOOD in the midwest, lol. And so many fucking jello salads, which are not salads by the way.
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Oh, you mean the part where there’s no raw fish but a bunch of “smoked salmon”? And look. Anything served between room temp and fridge temp is likely a saiad
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I’m a spider-sloth
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It has never even occurred to me to put on one sock and then its shoe, and the other sock and then its shoe. Never. I didn’t know there were people who did that and I never even considered it a possibility. Of course you put on both socks first! I never even imagined another way. That’s how boring I am!
Which is really weird, now that I think about it. Because maybe it is more efficient to deal with the same foot all at once? And I tend to be a little obsessed with efficiency and now I’m annoyed I never considered a more efficient option in dressing my feet.
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