My coworker has met this guy. He says he is the sweetest little old man ever.
This makes me so happy 
Y’all.
I’m moving in 2 days. Two prospective new clients showed up to view the condo. I let them in, grabbed the keys, and left.
I just realized that I left the sex toys, which I got out to hid from the movers then got distracted, are still on the bed.
All my little cotton candy colored dicks, standing proud.
IMAGINE THEIR FACES.
Amaaaze I love it.
Hot Diggity Dog 
OMG this is my dream.
Kittens in his vehicle: “Aftermath” -u/JediWithAnM4 - Album on Imgur
Kitten bath time: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/v8k5c4/update_on_the_13_kittens_that_ambushed_this_man/
I gasped so loudly at this cuteness that my husband rushed into the room thinking I was having an intense muscle spasm 
YES GOOD UPDATE
This is basically what I do when I buy bananas! I basically tear apart the bunches so that I can go home with a variety of ripenesses.