Ummm okay I feel seen because yes I have two kids and a full-time job but somehow humidifier maintenance takes up a disproportionate part of my brain space.
Yeah I haven’t used the humidifier sitting on the shelf bc that would mean cleaning it. AND IT’S DISHWASHER SAFE.
And yet sometimes the humidifier is part of keeping the child alive? I was up till 5ish with a stuffed up kid who couldn’t sleep before I remembered that fact and he got some rest.
Which is why it’s the bane of my existence right now 
. I literally requested to WFH tomorrow so that I can wash the humidifiers, soak the filter in citric acid, and reassemble for the weekend when I have two kids with colds and a dry Santa Ana windstorm on the way. (I gave a different excuse at work but the real reason is the humidifiers)
The Ted Cruz weather alert system! 
Lex Luthor has finagled himself two places at the table. Typical. 
RE: The “Bankrolling” My Husband and Daughter went to protest at the Whipple building last Sunday. As they were walking to the protest area, a car stopped them and asked if they would bring a bag of handwarmers to the group. So it is literally random Minnesotans just chipping in in any way they can! The narrative that this is some highly funded and centrally planned operation is so preposterous 
Oh jeez “who is BANKROLLING this POTLUCK DINNER” is so on point.