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I dont speak the language and I still got that last one.
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SSHHHHH.
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It feels like an insulting amount of money considering we don’t have paid leave for parents.
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What the fuck would be GOOD TIMING god I hate this man
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One of those animals is a coyote.
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Also preschoolers in the program I teach in. Shoes? Off! Pants? Off! It’s nonstop with these guys.
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They’re be the same age as Pumpkin. Yep.
“Why are you naked?” “Because!”
Thankfully in her case at home not school.
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The xkcd mouseover text is surveillance footage of Ozturk being abducted.
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