It smells like semen, extremely strongly 
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My bad I figured they had those in your state!!
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Maybe they do and I never noticed LOL
I’m both asexual and have only dated women. 
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lol perfect conditions
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Aside from their many offensive properties which include the smell and how easily they break, they’re terribly invasive.
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Oh my (imagine George Takei’s voice)
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This is my favorite resource on the subject
I also had to walk home from middle school past a block of them and I was too young for that smell trauma… 
ETA TLDR: not only are they stinky and breakable but they spread into wild spaces and (without pruning and care) become impassable spiky brambles.
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Now I kind of want to plant a grove of Bradford pear and Ginkgo trees by all my enemies.
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A true long game. They’ll never see you coming.
Sorry I had to
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Ideally they will have slightly overlapping flowering times. Mar-a-lago will look so beautiful.
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This seems relevant to your revenge plot interests 
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Yeah this pear is different from the ginkgo tree but both smell terrible! I am here for the memes lol
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Thank you for asking because OMG I HAD NO IDEA
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I don’t like the smell but the sight of all the Bradford pears blooming along our waterways where native hazelnuts and willow species should be breaks my heart every year! Invasive little bastards.
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Solo parenting for a couple days. Trying to Look like 4 outside, feeling like 2 inside.
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Kid’s home on spring break all week. 1 outside, inside is a mix of 1 and 5.
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5, with a little bit of 8.
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I must say that isn’t the association that I make with them at all, but they still smell absolutely fowl.
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