So what you’re saying is she would have gotten away with it if not for the backflippin’ kids?
JD Vance rumors
It’s not the couchf$cking itself that’s shameful, it’s the fact * that he specifically authored a bill banning sex acts with inanimate objects that’s really objectionable…
*this is equally factual as the f$cking of the couch.
THE SHOWER DRAIN OF LANGUAGES
The accuracy, it burns
I see you have seen my garden.
The bees really like my bolted lettuces, okay!!?
FOOR THE POLLONATORS
Idk why I couldn’t spell
I like to think someone has written the ending or twist inside the cover. “Spy was double agent” “Butler did it”.
I’m laughing at the marksmanship meme because idk what it says that Serbia won gold.
[The Terminator ]
[to John; normal voice] What’s the dog’s name?
[John Connor ]
Max.
[The Terminator ]
[impersonating John’s voice] Hey Janelle, what’s wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?
[Janelle Voight ]
Wolfie’s fine, honey. Wolfie’s just fine. Where are you?
[The Terminator ]
[hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead.