That was even cuter and more delightful than I had imagined. And I got my favorite veggie!
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It’s some really great Minnesotan history. Also the battle that the flag was taken took out most of the Minnesota battalion and is seen as a turning point in the civil war.
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I want to go to the airport like it’s 1999.
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To be fair, a large number of males age 17-97 also find tampons gross. I don’t think they should have the right to vote but the constitution says otherwise.
Can we make tampon obstacles at polling stations? (hopeful)
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Throw a breast pump or two in there to spice it up.
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Why pumps? Straight up a nursing mother in every doorway (if we get enough volunteers, ofc)
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I volunteer as tribute.
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Childless cat ladies for Tampon Tim.
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Still can’t wrap my head around this. Like…there has to be something better they can come up with, right? Statements that can be taken out of context? Unflattering pictures from a vacation? I’m dealing with some fires (literal and virtual) and haven’t had the energy for much serious news, but next thing you know he’ll be feeding children or something.
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He did free lunch for school kids
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So I hate to break it to you but yes he is feeding children. Minnesota pass universal school lunches for this last school year.
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Well, damn. 
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Sounds like a true communist hellscape. Almost as bad as the Nordic countries I just visited on vacay!
(Husband and I kept looking at lovely mixed use neighborhoods, effective public transit, beautiful public spaces, edible landscaping, etc and going “socialist hellscape!” “how can you effectively oppress the populace!” and so forth.)
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My favorite take on stock market downturns is from MMM… It’s a sale! The middle class (ie middle 90%) loves sales! Get you some sale investments!
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