Oh that’s good
That second one, holy shit
Right? I almost didn’t post it. It’s so dark.
If only our ding dongs were, in fact, limited editions. It seems they’re the main production model now…
I spilled weed oil on mine last December. I thought I would have to rush to replace it in time for the summer, but it turns out that I have all the time in the world.
I would like my passport. I sent it in for renewal in March. The check was cashed but I have no idea when I’ll get the new one back.
I’ve been going commando MORE since quarantine because doing laundry for underwear seems pointless if I’m not leaving the house.
It’s a great metaphor still! You don’t have to wear underwear OR a mask if you’re home all the time!
TRUTH
and this totally made me laugh in spite of the truth
Is that Kid Rock?