the oregon.
my face is frozen in a configuration i do not understand. half guffaw. half horror.
As an Oregonian, it gives me extra glee 
As a representative of Latinos Against Spooky Shit, no you didn’t.
Time to turn around and go home and never speak of that place again. Maybe do a little salt at your entrances, and make sure to wash all your clothes and shoes so that way you didn’t track nothing back with you.
Smudge with sage, leave all your lights on 24/7….
Wow! Powerful AND funny!
Some contrast today.
ETA just realize I got the first one FROM here. But leaving it for lols.
ETA2 I worked 8am-midnight yesterday and my PowerPoint due Monday still isn’t done. Don’t judge me. 
I can go one better. Some of the best facebook profiles I’ve followed were a dog or a cat. I said it. 
Edited: replied to the wrong person. Before
The MLK LMK thing I swear I just thought that the other day. Always gives me a double take!