Meme-ing our way through

[galliver]

Re:

I do not come here to be called out like this!

Oh wait. Nvm.

[Bracken_Joy]

[Bracken_Joy]

[Smacky]

[Gdogg]

You’re our fairy meme-mother!

[Greyweld]

The tough week treats. Yes.

[anomalily]

I just permanently increased my “treat” budget in groceries

[Greyweld]

Mine is in takeout. Every day is like… It’s been a hard day Greyman, can you get me Thai food? And he’s like this is the fifth “hard day” in a row. And I’m like yes we have a baby who doesn’t sleep they are all hard now go fetch me my tofu pad woonsen and egg rolls kthx

[Economista]

This is why I saved all of my pre-prepped/frozen meals for after I went back to work. Keeping us fed during newborn time was easy compared to trying to make dinner for everyone when I was working again. I actually wish people didn’t do the meal train and deliver food in those first few weeks and had saved it for going back to work time! That’s when you actually need more help!

[meerkat]

Your baby is more than five days old, I’m surprised you’re only at five consecutive hard days.

@Economista

I actually wish people didn’t do the meal train and deliver food in those first few weeks and had saved it for going back to work time! That’s when you actually need more help!

Definitely!

[Bernadette]

I was blown away by how this could be possible (cooking during maternity leave), and then I remembered that other people don’t have the dog variable that I do. It took me a bit though! Lol

(Long story short, dog barks at baby in wrap, moving dog is another annoying variable bla bla, not my journal, so I will move on)

[noitsbecky]

When I learned that Kissinger died, I also learned that he had still been alive until that point.

[Bracken_Joy]

Literally my text to my family group chat:

[LadyDuck]

@noitsbecky

When I learned that Kissinger died, I also learned that he had still been alive until that point.

Me too. He was alive?!

[LadyDuck]

On this post from Hank Green on apparently the damn Black Death is why so many of european descent have autoimmune diseases and why my body is merrily attacking my thyroid when I’m stressed (and when I’m not):

Hank Green on Instagram: "YouTube dot com slash SciShow!"

This wins:

[Greyweld]

I mean, relative to the mean since birth it’s been a hard five days. Maybe 14. I dunno.

[ElleP]

Every so often I have a great day and my husband comes down to a clean house and happy wife and kids and properly cooked foods and starts checking for sabotage or demons

[LadyDuck]

Bahahha

Uh mine does this too

[Marcela]

I appreciate so much the Kissinger memes. Fuck that guy. Doing a little dance over here.

When I read the news I said Merry fucking Christmas to me.

[turtlegirl]