Comment of the YEAR! Dying of thigh slapping.
Lol why is this so relatable?
the shadowy one switched the stove and microwave manually last night before going to bed. And then just as they were falling asleep realized that they had put them forward.
This is why I wait to do that I’ve done that more than once. I’ve learned I cannot figure this shit out and I give up.
This year being awake when my phone did it helped me understand. But I thank the world for phones solving this. I think I used to use the TV news channel?
I was young enough, I waited until I was at school and reset my watch since my schools all had the linked clocks that raced to catch up and sync at the end of every hour.
hello from someone who only realized that the time had changed in my location A FULL WEEK LATER this year thanks to only using digital devices for time while traveling
Might be a conservative estimate for me at this point, ngl
I have been looking at the wild names the shelter gives the kittens and at first thought those were all puppies names that by the volunteeers at the shelter
Well now you sent me to my local humane society’s page and there’s a mama cat with kittens with the following names: Maya Angelou, Mark Twain, Judy Blume, Alison Bechdel, Toni Morrison, Margaret Atwood.
There’s also a kitten with the name Eeyore but the picture makes it look more like a Tigger. Then there’s the fashion kitties - Gucci, Prada, etc. - the food kitties - Pullled Pork, Stir Fry, Chicken Pot Pie, Raisinet, Cornbread - and the Batman villains - Poison Ivy, Riddler, etc.
The dog names aren’t nearly as creative, they need to step up their game.
but why not you frog?
Because that’s a cane toad. A failed biological control experiment to eat cane beetles that has now spread everywhere and eats all the native frogs and has no predators.