Preach. Currently listening to a podcast while I prep dinner specifically so I can tune out my child sharing every thought that comes through his head.
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Sorry all. I keep collecting them but had forgotten to post 
dang newborns are needy, who knew.
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And sometimes, the memes find you you know you’ve arrived when people send you memes for your collection.
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I think we’re reading the same posts fren
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I can affirm that raccoons love candy from personal (camping) experience. Well. I suppose I slept through it and the parents tried to chase off the critters, but I saw the candy carnage the next day… Always secure your food, friends, not just in bear country.
… but you TAKE THAT BACK about Southwest. 
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Okay the irony is I’ve seen a video and the southwest method is actually the most efficient for boarding? And they went into why etc etc but basically math and some river analogies or something 
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I’ve also seen that the airlines know how to make boarding super efficient but they make it take longer on purpose so the ground crews can have time to do everything they need to do, like load luggage.
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When we were camping once we were at pack in site and had all our food in a bear box. Crafty little racoon shits managed to sneak their tiny little hands through the tiny crack in the bear box and ripped open our peanut m&M’s. We heard the m&M’s hitting the ground along with their happy screeches.
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We regularly camp in Bear Country. The only time animals got into our food, mice walked down the line that was being used to hoist the bear bag up a tree, and absolutely decimated the food inside. We’ve used bear barrels ever since
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The weirdest one with the raccoons for me was up in Puget Sound. It’s a bunch of small islands off the coast of the northwestern US/Washington state for those who aren’t familiar with the area, and some friends and I were island-hopping in kayaks and carrying our own water as well as food since not all of the islands have a freshwater source. We always tied up the food at night against the raccoon menace (as much as a 4ft height always looked weird to me since I’m more accustomed to bear country), but one night we didn’t put the water cube back in the kayak. Woke up to I don’t know how many of them having a party with their unexpected (and now very-shredded) water source.
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Okay I guffawed
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A worthy encore
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