Gold.
I want this on a t shirt so badly…
Doesn’t Zazzle let you make custom tees?
I clearly need to up my scamming game
At my peak, that wouldn’t even take me eight months. I believe I’ve actually worn a sensitive spot in the enamel of my seed-crackin’ tooth and have mostly given them up (though have also considered just trying to teach myself to be right-toothed instead of left-toothed). On my recent road trip, the only way I kept myself awake/alive was like two 99c packs per day, and once a friend bought me literally a five-gallon bucket of Planters’ seeds as a birthday gift. BEST SNACK ON THE PLANET!
Agreed re best snack. I love sunflower seeds. I’ve definitely hurt my tongue via salt but love them anyway.
Who would have thought he’d be part of the company at the center of a political corruption story? (this is apparently the actual company website’s 'About Us")
Oh yeah no he looks super legit and definitely doesn’t hide bodies for a living.
/s(incere)
(Sin)cere