How dare u
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1pm in the afternoon. Done.
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Rude.
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Me inexplicably awake and on my phone at 1 AM…
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Instagram has been showing me this lady lately, BirdLadyDrin I think. It’s intense and she’s always so excited
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In unrelated news, my neighbor’s girl scout troop will be doing cookie sales outside the grocery store tomorrow.
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Omg that last one is VERY useful information…
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You can also get a patient every few months across the picket lines unmolested if you put your clinic escort vest on her out of their line of sight and stay out of sight yourself until she’s in.
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My kid found a weeks old cheerio in her jacket pocket yesterday. She ate it like she was savoring an imported cheese.
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