I’m 9, chubby and bored.
I’m 8. Losing it, may bite someone, also feeling very snarky.
I just noticed 6 is stealing a dick.
Ummmm.
I am definitely 9
A highly relevant detail.
Maybe number 4.
I’m 5. A lot going on, can’t deal.
Ha. I feel like I share that fox meme like every 40 days or so on the gram.
I’m 3. Not feeling well and kinda out of it. I think I have food poisoning from last night’s takeout. Blech.
Eta we’ve actually had this happen. A woman reported us for “animal abuse” for our “dead horse” that she could see from the road
- Aw, he isn’t ugly.
- Horses sleep HARD, I understand why this would be alarming to someone who didn’t know.
But how do you replicate the vague feelings of social rejection and embarrassment?
Say something personal online and have no one respond in any way.
You’re right, that would totally work!
Watch YouTube videos that haven’t aged well. See if you can find old high school projects you made. Ummm post a page from a childhood diary perhaps? That should cover it!
Wow, you really brought out the big guns, Happy Fern.