You ain’t lived until you’ve scooped a poop out of a bath.
Edit: my 20s were both totally different and kinda similar to my 30s.
You ain’t lived until you’ve scooped a poop out of a bath.
Edit: my 20s were both totally different and kinda similar to my 30s.


Het lag is awful 
Edit: feel obligated to mention that cis lag is even worse though 
Oh man that is me. The last one. I’m an asshole!
I hope there are Spanish people who get the first tweet but def I’m pretty sure we all know how the second feels
It’s a kids rhyme. A silly nonsense saying about frog tails lol. It’s something you’d say when kids are hurt or upset.
Honestly I still think it’s 2020 most of the time and I do not appreciate this screenshot.