My daughter is currently shoulders deep in a laundry hamper wailing “I want tigey” and trying to find her tiger pajamas from last night; so I’m firmly a B right now.
I’m going to have to go with E because I’m technically wearing clothes but they’re my “I’m here under duress, I’d rather be in bed” clothes.
I would rename some of these for generality (sushi to wrap, quiche to pie, calzone to hand pie or pirozhki), but a hot dog is definitely a taco, and a big mac is a cake 
And yet a Taco Salad is a Quiche…
I feel like a hot dog bun is more a V (which is not listed) than a U…
Lasagna is cake.
Lasagna is the only birthday cake i am accepting from now on.
We call it spaghetti cake in our house to get the kids to eat it. They LOVE spaghetti cake. They hate lasagna.
This is brilliant!
That’s setting them up for a confusing time at an Italian restaurant when they’re older. I’m picturing on a date.
“Ah waiter, yes I can’t see spaghetti cake on the menu”
“Eh?”
“You know? Flat squares of spaghetti, sauce, stacked together with cheese? Spaghetti cake!”
Etc.
I think we still had the detachable CD faceplate until 2016? 2017? until we got rid of our mid-90s Ford Taurus.
As a child, I didn’t like toast. It was a texture thing. One day my mother made French toast for breakfast, which I refused to eat, because toast. After trying to reason with me (“it’s not scratchy like toast!” “Then why do they call it toast?”) she gave up and offered me some “à la French”. I loved it.
I know I figured it out eventually, but it was a long, long time.
Same story: my kids didn’t like spicy orange tofu, but loved yummy orange tofu. Same recipe.
“You wouldn’t like it, it’s spicy” is something I say a bit to the boy. He came home from a pharmacy trip with my wife holding a packet of glucose control jelly beans and proudly proclaims “see dad! They’re not spicy!”
Summary
Personally, lost it at “The CDC recently compiled a list of your exes… for scientific reasons …and the data does not look good. Having never left their small hometown or experienced real oppression, 100% of these men now believe that mask mandates violate their civil liberties.”