Meme-ing our way through

I kind of want to watch an episode just to see who these people are? Like what kind of person goes on a fix our sex life reality show to begin with and of those people who goes on the Goop version of it?

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Marmalade is funny; this is from a few years ago :joy:

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Omg, reading the comments :joy:

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I’ve never had a merit increase over 3%. Most are in the 1.5% range. For a top performer review. Mid performers get like 1/2%, low obviously doesn’t get a merit increase. That is apparently normal for my industry. When I started at company A, in 2005ish I was told to get more money you had to leave and come back. That was true for company B and C too…

I’ve never seen a cost of living increase. I thought those were myths.

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I’ve only heard about cost of living increases when my spouse was told his department wouldn’t be getting them any more during the last recession.

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That second from the last :rofl: I constantly apologize to my therapist for talking so much or for accidentally starting to say something before she is done talking

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Yes I have ABSOLUTELY done exactly that. I saw it and was like “ah yes hello personal attack”.

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Ha, I do this too….I’ll be rambling on for 10 min, and then be like “sorry I am monopolizing the conversation” and then I realize I am literally paying her to professionally listen to my rambling haha. But it still feels rude!

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lol relatable. i feel like the reason i pay my therapist is so i can talk and talk and be as big of a bummer as necessary and not feel bad about it like i would if it were one of my friends.

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Oh my god memes are my nursing outreach work :joy::joy::grimacing:

“ The study, however, suggested that memes not only provide mood-boosting entertainment, but also can serve as a valuable communication tool for disseminating information about stressful issues, like the Covid-19 pandemic.”

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You are a health practitioner to the entire forums. :rofl: Thank you.

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Seriously, B_J, I’ve really appreciated your expertise, especially during the pandemic.

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I know it’s not the point, but that salmonella notice… why not just COOK THE ONIONS??? (throw them away? pft!)

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That’s what we did last night. We had an unlabeled raw onion. So we sliced it and sauteed it.
But we’ve been eating from the bag of them for like a week, so they were probably fine anyway.

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I think because of contact transfer issues- they don’t feel safe making a full public advisory when people don’t know how to reliably not transfer via knife, cutting board, etc.

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We found out about the recall after I made a salad with raw onions. Ate it anyway. May not make a new salad with raw onions anymore, though.

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