Bright side: T. cruzi is clearly named after one dickface senator? (I mean, not actually, but let’s pretend)
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Definite headcanon moment 
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There’s still time!
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Really some of your best work
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Re Spongebob meme: I’m still mad we don’t have taco trucks on every corner like we were promised at some point
Re friends quitting jobs: the forum feels personally attacked.
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That internet use/loneliness one, tho. That’s some impressive causation =/= correlation and chicken and egg shit right there.
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I think Hilary was giving us those taco trucks. Trump won, so we didn’t get them
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Reminds me of The Mirage by Matt Ruff.
" The Mirage is set in an alternate history version of the year 2009. Much of the back-story is revealed in excerpts from the Library of Alexandria, this world’s version of Wikipedia funded by Muammar Gaddafi. A politically united Arabia (analogous to the real Arab League), declared independence from the Ottoman Empire at the end of the 19th century and established itself as the United Arab States.
…North America, meanwhile, is divided among several feuding third-world nations. The largest, the Christian States of America (CSA),
… The Evangelical Republic of Texas includes Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico "
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From my cousin in Texas who is on her second legislative season of trying to keep the state government from banning medical care for her transgender daughter, and now this:
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OUCH!
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“I just think it’s important that Tumblr knows a man is cosplaying as the Ever Given and is blocking doorways at Dragon Con 2021.”
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That’s really great.
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Wow, I haven’t been on tumblr in a very long time.
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I’m not crazy about Dragon*Con going on but I also really want to sit in on some of the Post Apoc panels where they just start off with “So … yeah. We may rename this to ‘Current Events’ or something.”
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