Busted.
Lazy person’s way - type up email, and just set the delivery time for later!
I feel like someone did, but the only people who heard it made comic books and so nobody paid attention
Oh. My. Dog. Very punny! 
It’s me, with yoga pants.
All the cozy joggers and leggings. To alternate. 
Sorry, it’s my day I guess
I do not have a minor in classics so I don’t actually get the reference but I thought some of you would?
I think it references this:
Also, being out in public is infuriating. Masks under noses, no masks at all inside, standing not in the line up and way too close to me (but me not wanting to have a confrontation with an unreasonable person when my 4yo is with me - this was outside, at least). Can I just sic the she-wolf on them?
I believe the Internet-endorsed solution I saw is to reward your kid for every loud but authentic “Why is the man/lady/person not wearing a mask!??”
This reads like the onion but it’s not. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/16/us-capitol-rioters-donald-trump-pardons
