I am guffawing
“please”
I am guffawing
“please”
I really want that to be real
Visualizations make us stronger
For real I’m greying up over here.
This killed me and I died.
You’re the literal reason I posted this
I am flattered right the fuck out.
That didn’t make sense.
I’m sending it to all my tinder chat buddies. It will make them think I’m sexy.
There is a reason I was so determined to get my hair dyed before the new year. The 5 inches of roots and grays wasn’t looking real cute and I am vain and shallow and such things matter to me.
Oh. My.