Not getting rabies would be my ideal super power
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Australian possums are so soft compared to American ones
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I love that American ones are benevolent nightmare creatures.
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Our grocery site has a glitch where it thinks “300g” is somehow wrong and substitutes “1” as a quantity. We have received a single brussel sprout, more than once. Even after I included a text note “300g, approximately 2/3 of a pound”!
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The flip side of this is when I was using Instacart early in the pandemic, we got 2lbs of bananas instead of 2 bananas. Luckily it was fine- we love two ingredient cookies- but it was sure surprising 
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I’ve had the same order give me a full produce bag of ginger and substitute a package of sliced mushrooms for one onion
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We had two nearly inedible “turkey loaf” things in place of the pound of ground turkey I ordered. We ate them, but it was hard, even though just getting a protein item at that point was a triumph - there weren’t even beans to be had.
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Oh noooo, the turkey loafs. My mother used to feed me those and I found them so traumatic.
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I’m so sorry. I remember them fondly for “poor kid Thanksgiving dinner.” As an adult, they are not so ideal.
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OMG IT’S SO TRUE. 
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THANK YOU
I keep getting told I’m ridiculous for crying or being upset by words. I needed this clear, meme based reinforcement
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