omg these are amazing
It’s me!
That was my husband until like a week ago! A sewing pin and the charging port helped a ton. 
My mom!!!
I have both 
These are all cracking me up so hard
Blech I have popcorn ceilings and I hate them.
Omg my 15 year old sister just texted me this about our parents house: “if your carpet looks like our dining room carpet… do not worry about bidens tax plan” it has stains everywhere, a couple burn marks somehow? Anyway it’s never been replaced 
What if I have a special bag to put other bags into? And it lives in the broom closet, not under the sink.
And meeeee! Lol
I dunno, you’re pushing your luck there sounds like 
Does it help if I tell you it’s rather god awful ugly, complete with lace trim and embroidery of the item of the item across the front?
Ok I have TOTALLY missed this Biden tax plan thing from not being online at all since early this am.
ETA- ok google helped me and now I get it!
I too am greatly enjoying this meme format. It really speaks to people voting against their own interests. I am not overly familiar with the tax plan, but assume it is tax the 1% type thing? And Trump supporters hate it?
Is your school district giving out free lunches/weekend meals to students and families? That is where I took my extra FM bags. They are also good for Buy Nothing deliveries.