Not nsfw but includes the concept of sex in a joke. Ihni of I should spoiler lol so I did anyhow
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Screaming!!!
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OMG I love it but the non forum people I want to send it to are too closely related 
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They want to get their Klingon.
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As seen on the side of a truck
Handyman Services
Willing to do
Landscaping
All Sorts of Cleaning
Winter
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I’m one of the youngest people raised in North America to have done bomb drills in school.
Nuclear bomb, it was the cold war.
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I was post bomb drills, pre Columbine. We were untouchable.
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Also post bomb/pre Columbine, but I do recall “tornado drills” where we basically did the bomb drill thing of hiding under our desks, still right next to a wall of windows full of glass.
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So many bomb drills. Until the Berlin Wall fell, we were all quite sure the world was going to end in a nuclear blast long before we became full adults. Gorbachev was a real mind fuck, welcome as it was. We’d never worried about getting old, because clearly that wasn’t going to happen.
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At one of the schools I was at, no one (teachers included) could tell the difference between the fire alarm and the tornado alarm, so any drills/alarms going off resulted in half the school going outside and the other half hiding in closets. I’m assuming they eventually fixed it (was only there for a couple months), but it seemed nonoptimal.
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When I lived in Saipan, the high school used the tsunami alarm for bells. I guess the bell system was broken? So every 55 minutes, the siren would go off and you could hear it from outside the high school as well. I heard it while at the DMV. Not sure what they do when there’s an actual tsunami warning. Everyone on Saipan is very…. relaxed about things.
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