Oh lord are those cinder blocks
That reminds me of when I was at my beloved vegan coffee shop this weekend. A lady angrily stalked up to the door going “this is the worst cup of coffee I’ve ever had in my life.” A minute later she came out saying, with disgust in her voice, “it’s oat milk.”
Oh dear. She missed the brief.
I mean, this is probably as funny as it seems, but theoretically she could prefer rice milk or almond milk.
Oh yeah, this could absolutely be a vegan person who wants a different alt milk!
I like to imagine the strident omnivore, though.
They have almond and soy as options! But she apparently didn’t ask (though they probably should have checked with her when she ordered, TBH).
This story (along with other animal crimes) is covered in a great Criminal episode:
(I don’t care about watching Murderbot so much as reading it, but sentiment is true and I couldn’t remember which journal had the most recent discussion)
but the real question is are your ducks moisturized and staying in their lane?