It took me too long to figure out why because I don’t use the old school calculators any more.
Oh my god it took me way too long to realize this was satire. I’m an American, I assume everything that feels like satire is actually happening in at least five of our states at any given time.
I’m glad that pornographic numbers have not been banned.
Tiddies lol
Protestant horror flicks are called the fucking government
Watch starting about 16:14
I’m not sure if it was done straight, or a malicious compliance way (I think maybe the second) but Alberta gov’t was doing a real book banning thing, so one of the school regions said ‘well I guess you mean [very long list of books]’ which got enough people’s eyes on it that the govt had to take a few steps back.
(Happy for others who were following more closely to correct me)
Oh man when I first learned about the last name thing at pharmacies. My cats have always had people names so they’re like… Realname Realname … why is this dose so … OH.
I always think it’s so funny when I get phone calls from the pharmacy for Oliver mylastname. His daycare also sends us invoices addressed to his first and my last name 
January Jones is the exception to the rule
I tell Marmalade that the cats are all mine because they have my last name 
They have people names but the combination with my last name just sounds weird, especially since they are cats!
Kitty is definitely mine then hahaha
October Daye is one of my favorite fantasy series 