Well shit, I think the US has our new slogan for the revolution.
I read this just in time!
I am this man.
We have a huge kitchen with all the most important things in a convenient work triangle so that only one person can get to the relevant drawers at a time.
Am also this man, was this man less than an hour ago.
I’ve never had more proof that I should live as far north as possible. Bears for days.
Where I grew up they were a normal part of daily life. Unless hungry or separated from their cubs, the brown and black and cinnamon ones were harmless and funny. Grizzles are a problem but they never came into town. Cougars would kill a little kid just for fun.
You would like my hometown.
We would occasionally see little black bears bumbling through where I grew up. Dad’s old workplace was near some woods and about every month or so, people would have to wait to go home/get into work because there was a bear in the parking lot.
Buildings in my town all have air horns or bells or something else super noisy to drive off the bears in situations like that.
what the everlasting mindfuck
Bears or shark coochies?
ENTER THE BEAR CIRCLE
how did I never know this