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The Kirkland chocolate chips have this same vibe, haha. “Great for baking and snacking!” with a zipper seal 
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I absolutely do. It goes something like this: “Mama has to go, be a good baby. Have some naps and I will back later.” 
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100%. I tell him the time, as if it matters but “I’ll be back around 1:30, ok? You be a good boi!” and then at night I also tell him “I love you, sleep tight and I’ll see you in the morning!”
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Does vaguely lecturing her about not barking at neighbors count? 
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“Back soon, be good, love you!”
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Absolutely!
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When leaving for a substantial amount of time, I say “See you later, Mr. Kitty”. If just walking down the mailbox or something, I whisper “Be right back, Mr. Kitty” so he knows he won’t be lonely for a long time.
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I guess “You can have my spot now” counts…not that that stops him from trying to take the entire couch when I am home, but mass means he gets evicted in those cases.
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Oh, yeah. Ours get a report on destination and a general time estimate: “going to work, I love you, I’ll come back” vs. “Just going to town, be back soon” vs. “I’m going to get something out of the car, be right back.”
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Well. Now I’m just waiting for my can-berry serving dish to get here before Thanksgiving. It’s my 8 year old’s favorite part of the meal
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Wait is this something you can actually order?
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Yes! I know, right? That’s about as far as I got in the comments before Twitter asked me to sign up, and I’m not willing to go that far for cranberry jokes, lol.
We always joke about how ridiculous the can shape is, but it fits just perfectly on a roll to make a turkey-stuffing-potato-cranberry sandwich 
This is going to be an excellent surprise.
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Yes, it can be ordered for between $35-$40, but not on Amazon. Some place called marmalademercantile.com has it. Yes, I took the time to look for it.
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