Funny Thing You Saw Today

[Smacky]

RIGHT?!?!?!
I want to see it with the fire going.

[Bracken_Joy]

[Candygirl]

I feel like I haven’t contributed in a while so here goes!

[Candygirl]

[Candygirl]

[Smacky]

Obviously NSFW.

Happy Anniversary to Lenny Kravitz's Dick Flopping Out of His Pants (NSFW)

[daffodil2001]

[brute]

[MonkeyJenga]

Cross cross???

[diapasoun]

In some places little kids are told to sit “criss-cross applesauce” instead of “cross-legged” or, uh, the very old-fashioned wording I was given for it (sitting “Indian-style”).

I never heard it until I was like 28.

[Greyweld]

I’ve heard all those but never CrOss Cross

[diapasoun]

Uhhhh I literally read the I into that.

Cross-cross is entirely new to me, then.

[brute]

I legit read criss-cross. Letters have no meaning

[turtlegirl]

It’s still creepy that owls can do it, whatever you call it.

[RamonaQ]

“criss-cross applesauce” seems to be the favored term with kids in my area and it drives me bonkers.
WHAT DOES “APPLESAUCE” ADD TO THAT SAYING? NOTHING. CERTAINLY NOT CLARITY.

I am a stick in the mud who says cross-legged.

[MonkeyJenga]

IT ADDS WHIMSY, RAMONA.

[Greyweld]

@RamonaQ

I am a stick in the mud who says cross-legged.

The other day I couldn’t think of any of the usual terms and went with “knees akimbo”

[MonkeyJenga]

Solid social action from a politician whose Florida State House seat I helped flip.

[RamonaQ]

If you are trying to get a group of children to sit down cross-legged, there is plenty of whimsy already flying about the room, I promise.

[brute]