Funny Thing You Saw Today

Facebook knows I have been shopping for dresses and it served me up an ad. I clicked and looked to see how much the dress costs.

take a guess 😂😂😂

It is $3,695.

Wrong target audience for sure!!

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OK I 100% thought the laurel leaves were dreads at first.

…it might be time to go to sleep lol

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You’re not alone. Then I thought: “bay leaves???”

So I should also go sleep.

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Laurel leaves are bay leaves.

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ARE YOU PULLING MY LEG?

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Wikipedia says:

Laurus nobilis /ˈlɔːrəs ˈnɒbɪlɪs/[2][3] is an aromatic evergreen tree or large shrub with green, glabrous (smooth) leaves. It is in the flowering plant family Lauraceae. It is native to the Mediterranean region and is used as bay leaf for seasoning in cooking. Its common names include bay tree (esp. United Kingdom),[4]: 84 bay laurel, sweet bay, true laurel, Grecian laurel,[5] or simply laurel. Laurus nobilis figures prominently in classical Greco-Roman culture.

When I lived on the commune we had bay trees. I sometimes made crowns. A fun prank was getting someone to chew a fresh leaf. Their mouth wouldn’t stop burning for a day.

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Want. Even if I have to Uber to do sheets.

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Between my husband and the dog, I would still end up crowded to the edge of the bed. Everytime we’ve upgraded bed size (twin xl in college to full to queen now) that’s been the case.

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I feel like this is an orgy bed

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Yes

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“Did you know? Your average daily use is the same this year as it was last year.”

Also, the meter reading is estimated.

Aka - did you know we estimated you used the same amount of gas during this period as this time last year?

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