Funny Thing You Saw Today

[diapasoun]

@mountainmustache29

Haldir (RIP)

you get me

[rocklobster]

Ah, very good. I agree with Sam’s classification - they are very versatile, but as a food I think they’re just a filler, or like…a curry/chili/cacciatore delivery vehicle.

[Bracken_Joy]

That’s always been a spot of shame to my mother. Were very Irish but I just… don’t actually like potatoes that much or stew.

[AmandaS1989]

@Oro

I bet hobbits make amazing bread. And home churned butter…

That reminds me, I’m almost out of garlic butter.

[anon51297825]

But they can delivery literally ANY food.
Potatoes are amazing, and take on the delicious taste of absolutely anything you put on them.

[Panda]

@Bracken_Joy

I just… don’t actually like potatoes that much or stew

It’s ok, I’ll take your potatoes for you

[Oro]

Tell me me lembas bread isn’t an elf cliff bar.
I dare you.

[Panda]

oh I totally agree! It was more the shock of truth that I had never thought about it in that way before

[rocklobster]

I mostly agree, but just prefer rice or pasta. Or pouring the yumminess directly into my mouth hole with no delivery vehicle to impede my progress.

[Oro]

;))) u know the elves would be all over Soylent

[Panda]

I’m now imagining elves as Instagram wellness influencers promoting Soylent and shit to promote long life and age-defying skin and so on

[Bracken_Joy]

Elves on IG would be UNBEARABLE about their skincare routines I bet you.

[Oro]

AGELESS they would say, flaunting their poreless skin. TEARS OF THE DWARVES would be their secret bb cream.

[galliver]

OMG.

[wooljaguar]

Violence/Irony

[Marcela]

Guess he wasn’t beyond all meat!

[mountainmustache29]

I knew I couldn’t be the only one that noticed him!! I might have cried when he died the first time I saw the movies as a teen

[Bracken_Joy]

Reminded me of the Samwise discussion.

[Oro]

Hobbits do like a smoke!

[turtlegirl]