well it is hilarious all on its own!
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Outstanding.
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groan
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My husband said “I like how she doesn’t get taller, as most women don’t at those ages…she just stands by increasingly shorter beings.”
Then I felt triggered because as a short woman, I am STILL TALLER THAN A HOBBIT.
But, mmmm, potatoes!
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I totally get the hobbit thing, because I’d so much rather be with someone comfy and loyal than someone dangerous and adventurous, but I don’t at all get the potato part of the joke. 
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I read it as/ She relates to his interests, because she, too, loves potatoes in many ways. (Sam’s famous quote from the movies, “you know, potatoes?? boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew”)
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Yeah
Legolas just eats elf cliff bars and Aragorn seems a lad who loves game meat a little too much.
Life with Sam would be yummier and involve aromatics and good beer.
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And lots of cozy blankets.
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I bet hobbits make amazing bread. And home churned butter…
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Oh, it’s me! Except I never had an Aragorn phase…I was all about Legolas, and Haldir (RIP). But these days would definitely go for Samwise on potatoes and loyalty alone
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This sounds like an expensive niche denim brand.
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omg I’m dying
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