Funny Thing You Saw Today

[Rhubarbsoda]

Okay @Smacky wins the internet

[plainjane]

a-yup

Yip Yips (knit) pattern by Carissa Browning

[plainjane]

Yip Yips (crochet) pattern by Carissa Browning

crochet

[turtlegirl]

[Bernadette]

[turtlegirl]

[Bracken_Joy]

[chaskavitch]

You have a typo in that last one. I’m pretty sure it should read “one good social event per WEEK”, not “weekEND”. That would just be nuts.

[Bracken_Joy]

I think it’s a given to only do social stuff on the weekends

[meerkat]

Stop your algebra jokes we don't get em

opinion
O-pi-NION

[turtlegirl]

[Bracken_Joy]

[AllHat]

I almost spit out my water on the first one

[Bracken_Joy]

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time”

[AllHat]

I have never heard this and I choose to believe you are the author of this elegant proverb.

[galliver]

(first one) - guilty!

In my defense I discovered endometriosis while at this job. -10/10 do not recommend.

[Oro]

Partner and i were literally discussing this yesterday

[Smacky]

[LadyDuck]

OMG yes thank you for the meme on the damn stupid “quiet quitting” fake media bullshit

[AllHat]

I am so dumb I didn’t even know that’s what it was referencing and never heard the term quiet quitting. I just thought it was a hilarious non sequitur!

Me, probably:

Me: I’ve never seen this road! It’s the best!!!

Narrator: She had been on that road thousands of times.