Funny Thing You Saw Today

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@maureenjohnson

What’s the DSM-5 code for “keeps buying notebooks they don’t need, will walk into a store on fire to see a notebook.”

7:19 AM · Aug 29, 2022·Twitter Web App

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Oh no it me

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oh my

hahahahahaha that is horrifying and i can’t look away

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Excellent headline and pun potential:

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What’s the doorknob one?

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Not dropping it in the grate.

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OH DAMN. I was too focused on the oddly shaped knob. LOLOL

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Me too and then I was like OOOOOH DAMN :grimacing:

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That’s when you get an indecently large keyring accessory.

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Did we just make a generator with buttered Jorts?

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