Imagine naming your child EPIC and they turn out to be, like, a middle management actuary.
Oh shit, or what about a nurse.
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But also, what if they marry someone and take their last name. Then it’s like “Epic Mason” and well now you HAVE to retrain as a brick layer. YOU JUST HAVE TO.
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At first I was like “EXCUSE YOU” and then I was like oh wait, EMR 
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Hahaha yeah. For anyone who thinks I was slamming on nurses, it was joke about the Epic system for electronic medical records.
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Ok, I’m going to need to buy a different kind of bed. This has been an inspirational post. Or, two posts.
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I love this meme format, but also it the fig thing real??
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THAT MEME FORMAT IS SO GOOD.
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The person you’re waiting for is Partner, who did classics and Latin and Greek in her first undergrad.
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If I ever get to meet you and Partner IRL, I will definitely try to drop “octopi” into the conversation. 
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She’ll probably just internally wince and accept fate has moved past Greek plurals.
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Yes, the meme explains it in a simplified way, but more or less yes, it is a fascinating example of coevolution.
(some species of figs are parthenocarpic, in which case no, but others require pollination, in which case yes)
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