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Well that is in keeping with the original Muppets shows…
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Omg perfect 
but also super cute couple 
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So this is more of a funny thing I (unintentionally) did and just realized but it’s pretty good. My girlfriend C and I are both gift giving types and it’s not unusual for us to send the other something random if we’re having a hard time: flowers, food packages, little gifts. She sent me a sweater a few months ago when she saw them on sale, etc. Well, she’s been having a really hard time so I thought for fun I’d order her a delivery from the dog bakery in my neighborhood because she is crazy about her dog and v bougie. I ordered a legit dog charcuterie board 
and a dog toy that looked like a bottle of champagne.
For days I’ve been waiting for her to text me in hysterics over it, but the text never came.
We had a phone date yesterday and she said she never got a package and I looked back at the delivery receipt, which to be fair I had filled out while on meds. I had put the wrong address, like two doors down from her. I can’t stop thinking about these unsuspecting people getting a dog charcuterie board, which may or may not have been obvious from the packaging, which further means they might have actually eaten it and wondered why it tasted so fucking bad. My friend was laughing so hard because she knows the neighbors who got it and she was like THIS IS THE BEST GIFT so it wasn’t a total loss.
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I’m still laughing about this by the way.
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I hope they thought it tasted pungent because it was fancy and then kept right on eating it.
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I am cackling and also now i know this is a thing I’m looking for one for my bff
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You should really follow my lead and send it to her unsuspecting neighbor.
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Seriously.
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