Funny Thing You Saw Today

I snorted at the second one.

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The pizza one is the start to a great fanfic

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Can confirm for the mall. Unless it’s clothes. What’s hotter than watching your partner try on new outfits and the personality that goes with them?

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Wait what else do you buy at the mall?

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Soft pretzels. It’s the only reason to go there, ever.

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Cinnabon. Barnes and Nobles books.

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Cosmetics and housewares? And if you’re me half the food court. I always wonder about those random old people getting full-on lie down massages in the middle of the aisle. I imagine they are cut from the same cloth as people who have full sit down steak dinners in the airport.

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I just figured it was usually a food court and chill kinda thing. Then again, I didn’t have mall money back in the day :rofl:

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I was visiting my parents once in a small town they were vacationing in and I visited a mall looking for a bookstore and I kid you not, no one I spoke to knew of the existence of a bookstore for miles.

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This is the start of a nightmare for me

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Small house wears, the food court ideally twice, if not then popcorn or ice cream or fancy drinks. Toys, cosmetics and toiletries, gifts, stationary. The goal is to buy everything on one day and then not go back for months

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ice skating every day lol

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no lewd images but references p*rn

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