The best way to get old timely fancy lady hair is just to twist your hair into 20 small messy buns and hold them with a Bobby pin. I wouldn’t believe it except I did it for a Halloween costume once. Ridiculously easy and fancy looking
But little dude looks good, this is just a potential even fancier look
Makes me think of these memes 
I kid you not, the last time I posted the first meme, a friend of mine in Scotland got a fantastic photo of a blue tit in her backyard 
Once upon a time I played enough WoW that I had dreams full of people with hovering exclamation points or question marks, haha. Not my best life choice, but still a lot of fun 
I think I found the travel taco.
This is an actual real book.
Synopsis:
When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd for a blog post. But she’s forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize.
When Ricki’s lies get Mike doxxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of anti-fascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth. Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike’s trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love?
Well. Okay. Then.
To that i give the traditional internet salute: ykinmkato
Aka: your kink is not my kink and that’s okay.
It’s Maga Hat Romance Book 1. There’s going to be a whole series of misguided white ladies realizing the error of their ways.
And the size of his arsenal.
The Amazon reviews of this are excellent.
Only functional with wheat tortilla tho, alas.
OK, but:
Mary Beth Halloran, real estate developer and Trump volunteer, is on the verge of making her dreams come true: a meeting with President Trump and, crossed fingers, a career with the Trump organization. The meeting and the job are hers if she can just snag the last voter on her list and get him to answer four little questions.
Alone in his mountain lair, Justice K. Journey has no patience for the trespassing female who pesters him about his land and his politics. He won’t answer her questions and, most of all, Journey Hollow isn’t for sale. His great-granddaddy, Justice, swung from a rope after stealing control of Wagon Valley’s entire water supply. Justice and his father worked hard to make good on the first Justice Journey’s debt. Justice won’t give up his heritage, or the rights to the water that gushes from the spring above his house.
The water gushes, you guys.
Oh my God
Liberty Adams would be a great drag name.
