Funny Thing You Saw Today

turtlegirl · March 14, 2022, 4:43pm

diapasoun · March 14, 2022, 6:12pm

I need a more accessible void. Every time I want to screech all I have available to me is this regular-ass air that transmits sound waves to my neighbors and scares them.

Smacky · March 14, 2022, 6:20pm

If they didn’t want to be scared they shouldn’t have chosen to live near you.

anon51297825 · March 14, 2022, 7:05pm

Thank you for bringing this account into my life. He is hysterical.

Smacky · March 14, 2022, 11:34pm

My friend texted me this, she took this downtown today.
It’s one way of recruiting sexual partners…

rural · March 14, 2022, 11:38pm

kenner · March 14, 2022, 11:43pm

turtlegirl · March 15, 2022, 11:54am

AllHat · March 15, 2022, 1:07pm

That barbie scared the shit out of me, lol.

Smacky · March 15, 2022, 10:11pm

AllHat · March 15, 2022, 10:33pm

My husband is singing in the shower and I don’t think he knows I can hear him. It’s super cute, lol.

Oro · March 16, 2022, 12:06am

This is adorable. I love hearing Partner talk to the cats when she’s somewhere else in the house; same heart-happy feel i bet.

AllHat · March 16, 2022, 12:43am

Definitely

nnls · March 16, 2022, 2:09am

Scott Morrison is the Australian Prime Minister

mirepoix · March 16, 2022, 2:52pm

Meowmalade · March 16, 2022, 3:17pm

noitsbecky · March 16, 2022, 4:35pm

Does any have a 33-gallon tank, though? That seems like a lot.

kenner · March 16, 2022, 5:12pm

brute · March 16, 2022, 5:24pm

I do lol.

Meowmalade · March 16, 2022, 5:32pm

If you drive a truck!

Both the Ford F-150 and Chevy Silverado are right on the 26-gallon mark. Ford Super Duty truck tanks range from 26 to 37.5 gallons, and Dodge Ram trucks varies from 34 to 38 gallons.