Actual thing that just happened: I was taking apart bonus kid’s room to move and I found what looks a whole lot like a homemade dildo. She is 9 and won’t be here to defend herself for several months due to that fucking virus, but I have questions. It’s a piece of driftwood-type wood, hand carved. Little dude says it’s a magic wand.
“indeed” quoth I.
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The resemblance is shocking! (Watch it and you’ll see what I mean)
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Um, that’s delightful.
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That was great. I love Colbert.
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Omg that made me laugh 
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That was unexpectedly enjoyable 
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I really enjoyed that!
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Duckling went to get Dad to arrange his afternoon snack because “Mum won’t stop building houses”. I was concentrating on the Lego too much, apparently.
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Funny but also I definitely closed my office door because I’m happy-crying too
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