Interestingly, that took me about 20 seconds to sing, i.e. the recommended minimum amount of time you should spend washing your hands…
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AHAHAHHHA
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Those are amazing 
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If anything is perfectly my sense of humor, that’s it. Right there.
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I want to frame these, not gonna lie
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This is more of a funny observation but I’m going with it. I saw a thing that listed the choruses of maybe 6 songs that you could sing while washing your hands to get the recommended 20 seconds of washing. My problem is that once I started singing them I started jamming and then realized I lost sight of the goal of hand washing. But I guess my hands are extra clean now? Lizzo is just too catchy to only sing the chorus…
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You can sing “COVID-19” as “come on Eileen”. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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The internet has already made lyrics so I don’t have to. I heart the internet.
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That was delightful
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Fuck yeah. And I don’t even like wine. Maybe I can learn, as part of the ordeal. I’m willing to take that on to spare my spouse and offspring.
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I’ll take a spa, thank you. I hope massage is the medical treatment.
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