Funny Thing You Saw Today

OH NO

THE DRESS GOES BELOW MY KNEES
THE HEM OF THE DRESS
DAMMIT

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Though to be fair, signing the papers in our underwear in bed was brought up as an option.

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I have issues with this article.

  1. Maryland also searched for a city. Did they not look into what search results “baltimore” brings up?
  2. Of course putting “Philly” into the search bar doesn’t auto-fill “Phanatic,” because that’s not how you spell “Phillie Phanatic.”
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Yeah, my dress was ivory with a gold underlay, but Husband gets a 100% pass on that. He’s pretty severely colorblind. Shade differentiation is… not a strong point.

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Haha. I just asked my husband about my wedding dress too. He said “Well, it didn’t have shoulders, but I don’t remember if it had sleeves…” To be fair, he meant that it didn’t have shoulder STRAPS and may have been off the shoulder, but I was very confused for a minute.

He eventually got to strapless/sleeveless and said it looked “like it had whipped cream all over” to describe the floral embroidery. Not bad, overall.

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Mine said, “White?” and gave me the pathetic deer-in-headlights look until I took pity on him. (It was white.)

Also, it was marked as $32 at the Salvation Army, so I took a chance it wouldn’t sell until Wednesday, which was half price day, and got it for $16.

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I’m right there with you!

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OMGGGGGGG :rofl: :joy: :rofl: :joy: :rofl: :joy: :rofl: :joy: :rofl: :joy: i cannot stop laughing about this one

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How could I NOT think of this forum when I read this.

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Heads up that the way Donald Trump is portrayed is pretty fatphobic in this one.

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Thanks for speaking up. I’m glad we’re a forum that does this. :slight_smile: :heart:

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Glad to know it isn’t just me.

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I love Contra so much.

I don’t know it, just love the meme!